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September 28th, 2005


01:35 pm - Porkchop Sandwiches!
http://www.thetravisty.com/GI_Joe_Parodies.php

hilarious

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September 22nd, 2005


11:02 pm
You Are 90% Boyish and 10% Girlish

You have a tough exterior - and usually a tough interior to match it.
You're no nonsense, logical, and very assertive.
Sometimes you can't understand women at all, even if you're a woman yourself.
You see things rationally, and don't like to let your emotions get the best of you.

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September 6th, 2005


10:02 am
http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=3186

this just makes me sick.

I don't think I'll ever use paypal again.
Current Music: Trigun - stories to Te

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May 24th, 2005


03:17 pm - OMG update!
HA! it was just a meme... fooled ya

I got a tie... between Vader and Windu.. guess I am straddling the line between light and dark side eh?

You scored as Mace Windu.

Mace Windu

58%

Darth Vader

58%

R2-D2

56%

Emperor Palpatine

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Current Mood: busybusy

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January 25th, 2005


12:01 pm - new computer!!
So... it has been a while eh? I don't think I have updated in like... at least 3 months. My new computer is up and running. I built it myself! It was a pretty good experience I think. all the parts were fairly easy to install, except for the heatsink that broke... but I guess that is a fairly common occurance... plus the fact that the one I bought is going to be 100 times better than some crappy factory heatsink anyway. I also bought me a game called World of Warcraft... it is a MMORPG... I hope I have time for it. Amanda... you might not see me for a few weeks. =)My friends Alex, Stev, and Sam already are playing... but I don't have speakers yet, so I can not play well. Not much else new to report, my life is pretty boring right now. Going to Amanda's, Alex's on Wednesday and Sunday, and working. That is pretty much my life at this point. Eventually I would like to add "school" in there too... but I'm not sure when that will happen. Soon though, maybe the summer quarter would be a good place to start. Oh well, with that, I'm off.
Current Mood: chipperchipper
Current Music: the hum of my new computer!

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January 4th, 2005


11:18 pm - Fucking snow....
So... today was one of the worst days ever.

I work at Valentino's, a pizza place in Lincoln, NE, but most of you know that. I had to deliver tonight... through slippery roads and shitty weather to these people who don't even appreciate me risking life, limb, and not to mention my mom's Suburban, to bring them fucking food. The night started off fine... I was taking people pizza through the barren wasteland, and not having a shitty day. It went all downhill from there. The northern part of our area was basically a sheet of ice. A god damned billy goat, hell, a flaming zombie christ couldn't have kept his footing on this landscape, much less me. I got out of the Suburban, and walked to the driveway... and promptly fell down, hurting my elbow in the process. I collect myself, get to the door... and it's the wrong fucking house! Wonderful! I just greeted the concrete for no reason at all! I almost bit the dust a few more times before I got back to the Suburban, and take it to the correct address, where I almost fall down a few more times because people don't want to take the time to put something down on the sidewalk in front of the door for some reason or another. I hope they all fall down tomorrow and crack their heads open, oozing out vital fluids until they are no longer upon this mortal coil. To make all of these things worse, people were not tipping me tonight... how does one not tip a person bringing food to them through SNOW AND ICE! The one that was the kicker for me was my last one... go figure eh? The guy payed with a 10 dollar gift card, the order was for 10.80. He actually hands me the eighty cents! no thank you, not a damned word from him... just eighty cents and a door in my face. He is lucky I didn't hang him from the ceiling (sp?) from his toenails and beat him with a fucking sledge hammer until I got tired of it. Everyone who is like this guy, do us all a favor, make the world a better place by relocating to Mars directly. Get off of my planet, I don't want you here... I don't care where you go, just get the fuck off of this planet. To top all of this off... I took 14 deliveries... and didn't even make 30 dollars...

There... I think I'm done now...
Current Mood: pissed offpissed off

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September 14th, 2004


11:54 pm - mmm.. burgers
I had a freaking AWESOME time at the part last night. It was the greatest. Had Amanda over early, and we went shopping with my sister. {retty good time there... nothing too special... tried some Jones' soda for the first time, it was pretty good. =) We came home and fired up the grill.. that was fun! so the Fu showed up and jaw jacked for a while, Tonya and Michael followed suit. Adam got lost getting here... he called me and has to ask me where to go... again. =) Heather showed up shortly after, Jenna came also, and, after a while, Justin Baker showed his mug. After Amanda had to leave at 1030, Adam and I had some interesting conversation for a while, mostly about Amanda, and going over to his place next MOnday. But we actually talked some politics and things of the like. I played a pretty mean joke on Lyndsay... I thought it was awesome! She didn't think it was that great. We went to Shoemakers where Lila, Jenna's sister, was stoned out of her dome... made for some interesting experiences. Had some freaking pancakes that were as big as the sun and twice as delicious. =) Went home after a while and basically went to bed after playing my mean little joke on my sister. It was a great time, and all of you who didn't make it should be crying like a teen that was stood up on prom night. Your loss I guess... it was a great time had by all...

p.s. Amanda made me a new icon... isn't it cool!
Current Mood: contemplativecontemplative
Current Music: my sister muttering stuff about HTML

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August 21st, 2004


03:22 pm - worst. 2 day span. ever.
OK... so I have had a rough couple of days... Let's start yesterday.

Now... I know that most of you know that I have a cornucopia of younger siblings. Most of the time they are pretty ok to deal with. Not too bad... not too good. Yesterday was one of those days where they are all irritating to the point of me going crazier than Mike Tyson... on a bad day. Wyatt was being an argumentative little bastard... Eli was being Eli... Patrick made things more interesting than normal... Jack was following Eli, and that's a recipe for trouble, Gideon was being... well... he was pretty good actually... and the baby was being clingy...


No real stories to tell about them.. they were just being little dipshits. My dad, on the other hand, was being very non-helpful and frustrating. He would do a load of dishes... put them in the dishwasher, and then take them out... and set them in front of the cupboards they go in! How hard is it to put freaking dishes in the cupboards they go on! Especially when you already took them out, and set them in front of those very cupboards! I swear sometimes he just doesn't think... or doesn't know what to do... it's like trying to get an eagle to walk instead of fly. It's just not going to happen. I know he has things like work to take care of... especially this week... but he could offer a little help instead of leaving me to hold down the fort by myself in the middle of an onslaught of messes, dishes, and children.

Then came work... now... I was supposed to drive at 430 yesterday... I told my mom that... and she said someone would be home... naturally when my little sister came home from school,I thought all was happy and good in the world, and I would be on time for work. When she came to me and said, "I have to go back to school, see ya." Which I retorted with... "I HAVE TO LEAVE IN 15 MINUTES!!!" to which she smarmily replied, "Bye." I pretty much lost it and called her useless... So I phoned work and told them of my peril... to which I got told, "no worries, just get here when you can." So my mom comes home... at 420 (insert marijuana joke here if you really must) and I am reasonably mad... so I leave.

On my way to work... I notice an odd noise coming from the truck... it was kinda a "SSSSssss" noise... on every turn of the tire... I'm thinking... great... what else can gowrong... I get to work.. and there are slashes in the front driver'sside tire of the truck. PERFECT! This is EXACTLY what I needed. So after explaining to my manager (read: my dad) what was up, he called a used tire place about 3 minutes away. So i went there and they fixed me up... for 50 + dollars! Hoo-RAY for overpriced used tires that I couldn't have gotten anywhere without! I fucking hate used tire places...you know they buy those things for like...5 bucks... and charge you 2 arms plus interest on your credit card, so they eventually get both of your legs and half of your right ear anyway. I got all fixed up and back on the road... get through my shift without incident. Went over to Amanda's and was kinda crabby and tired for the rest of the night... sorry sweetie... =)

So I wake up the next day (Yes... all of that happened in one day.)

Everything goes well... until I get into the shower... I go for my soap... it's on the floor of the shower.... now, my soap isn't expensive...but not cheap either... and I think to my self... hmm... I left this in the holder yesterday... I pick it up... there is about 1/8 of it left... I had well over 6/8 yesterday...so I get not happy about that. I then reach for my shampoo...also on the floor...it had about...*gasp* 1/8 left in it! To which I had huh... about half of it yesterday...so I casually (read: angrily) ask my mother who has used myshower in the last 24 hours. She says..."your dad...and Eli" I already know my dad doesn't use my soap...so she interrogates Eli for about 5minutes before he finally admits to using it all. He was "experimenting" with it... Little bastard...I hatekids.

In closing... tonight had better go off without a hitch... or I will be going off the deep end. Jack the Ripper will look like a freaking nursery rhyme. and Ted Bundy, a G rated sap-fest of cute, cuddly little bears dancing around a campfire singing along with Raffi. I'm sure I'll be fine as soon as I get to talk to Amanda... she always does calm me down somehow...

*vanishes in a flash of fire and brimstone*
Current Mood: bloodthirsty
Current Music: nothing... nothing at all.

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July 27th, 2004


10:59 pm - good news everyone!
Hello... it seems that I have not used this website in some time.... I guess my life must be too boring to write about every day. Eh well... I suppose I will enlighten some of you as to what I have been doing the past... well... as far as I choose to go back I guess.

I've been in pretty good spirits as of late. I'm generally having a good time with life right now. I'm spending a lot of time with Amanda these days... about 4 days a week or so... that is a good time. I like it. I like her a lot... just to let you people who don't know that already know...

Alex (my good buddy) has decided to go on the Atkins diet... I'm not a big fan of a diet that was developed by a fat dude... so... yeah. I don't really feel comfortable with that. To each his own I suppose. Alex's house is something I go to every wednesday and sunday to play a game called Smash Bros. This is always a goods time, seeing as these visits are always rife with trash talking and ass-beating. now... as some of you know... I go to these congregations of testosterone every week, with out exception, but recent weeks have been rather mellow. Josh has been having some issues, and I understand that totally. His wife is being crazy go nuts right now... quite literally, and I empathize with him totally. Oh well, I'm sure that everything will return torelative normality soon enough. I just hope it returns soon.

I've been wanting to get to Best buy for the past few days topick up a new 'cube RPG called "Tales of Symphonia". I just haven't had the motivation to do so. I was going to go today with Amanda, but her eye appointment took too long... but that's all right. I can wait to spend some more money until... like... next week or something. I really want that game though...

Speaking of games, Fantasy football is right around the corner. I am so goddammed excited for that! although I have to play with my sister's dickhead of an ex-boyfriend. I really do not like him now... not that I ever really had a reason to. He could be a decent guy when he wanted to... just for the majority of his tenure as m sister's significant other, he was kind of an ass... to everyone. I would suppose that we do need another person to play in his stead... so I'm going to try to at least be...not an asshole while he is here... not to say that I will actually talk to him, i just won't say anything at all. I can not wait until next tuesday! Amanda... are you going to come over and join me? I don't think it'll get over that late... like.... 1030 at the latest I would think... you think that's a good assumption Lyndsay?

ummm... I really don't have anything else tosay.... so... I guess I shall talk tothe vast majority of you all later.

oh... and by the way.... check out my great new icon that Amanda made for me! She's so great. =)
Current Mood: quixoticquixotic
Current Music: ESPN Baseball tonight

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July 5th, 2004


02:31 pm - look what I did...
You are HP-UX. You&apos;re still strong despite the passage of time.  Though few understand you, those who do love you deeply and appreciate you.
Which OS are You?

Current Mood: cheerfulcheerful

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